Psycho decorating qu'est ce que c'est?
Sometimes I feel that home decorating is somewhat frowned upon by people who would prefer to call themselves interior designers - although they may be doing the same thing. "Home decorator" tastes a bit - hmm - Martha Stewart-ish, a bit over-the-hill-american-woman-with-to-much-time-on-her-hands.
Well, be it as it may, sometimes some of these old ladies go completely overboard. Check out this site about Psycho Decorating. I find it disturbing in so many ways that it almost isn't funny. Almost. It has a section called Living Room Signals with some home-grown psuedo psychology that'll blow your mind. It lines up some things that should be present to indicate a certain characteristic of your persona:
"Achievement orientation is shown by...Sofa and chair upholstered in gold-toned fabrics"
And guess what?
"Dominance or leadership qualities are suggested by...Sofa and chair upholstered in gold-colored upholstery"
Wow! This is ground-breaking stuff! And the list goes on like that. But the joke is probably on me; I wouldn't be surprised if Tom Cruise is her best customer - recommending her to all his nutty friends.
Would you let this woman go psycho in your house?

